The Turtle Shirt

🐢 ShellCo does not condone piracy, credit-card “phishing,” armed robbery, or identity theft

🐢 …unless the culprit is an irresistibly chill turtle

🐢 Back hit: oversized WANTED poster screen-print featuring the shelled scofflaw

🐢 Front left-chest mini turtle graphic (screen-printed)

🐢 Relaxed unisex box fit—slow-and-steady comfort, turtle-approved